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This Month
We extend a special thank you to our visitors from St. Helena, the British Indian Ocean Territory, the United Kingdom, and Indonesia. We love islanders!
St. Helena was far and away our top visitor this month. For some reason, Belarus, Vietnam, and Germany made strong showings.
We nuked some of our old HTML pages and designed the news portion the way it should be - on the front page with limited posts.
News
Yuck!
A Startup Has Been Quietly Pitching Cloned Human Bodies to Transfer Your Brain Into
And the first person who would likely sign up for this is...
Artificial Intelligence Stupidity
Economists Starting to Admit They May Have Been Wrong About AI Never Replacing Human Jobs
Say a Prayer for This Startup That’s Replacing Its Developers With OpenClaw
Two OpenAI Execs, Including CEO of AGI, Going on Medical Leave
Crypto
‘Bet $1 Billion’—Binance’s CZ And OKX CEO Star Xu In Public Spat
Binance Australia Hit With $6.9M Fine After Investors Lose Millions on Derivatives
Binance cannot arbitrate customer claims over crypto losses, US judge rules
Tiny Tim Sweeney
Nice!
Tesla sales grew by 6% in Q1, but company has an overproduction problem
Tesla Admits Its Robotaxis Are Being Driven Remotely
Meta
Rogue AI Agent Triggers Emergency at Meta
Two trials, two losses: Meta held accountable for harming kids
Lots of Blah, Blah, Blah
Fact: Chuck Norris is considered a weapon of mass destruction by the US military.
We don't use chatbots. 64% of US teens do. 52% of US adults do. We don't use social media. 72.5% of Americans do. We don't watch TV. 80% of Americans watch TV an average of six hours a day. We are three distinct multiple personalities that share common memories and a personal history. Only 1 - 3% of Americans experience Dissociative Identity Disorder. So, who is ultimately behind the curve in terms of cognitive development? We haven't decided yet, but it's not looking good for the rest of you folks.
That picture of Orchid Radowski is strangely mesmerizing and hypnotic. It isn't of Elizabeth Holmes, unless she did modeling work for Adobe Stock before heading up Theranos. It's surprising what you can end up with when you just screw around with photo stock.
Intelligence Test
Study this pattern for 10 seconds.
Did you find the image dazzling and a bit disorienting? If so, you are clearly too intelligent to be wasting your time here.
Community Profiles
Jack the Cat - I'm in repose from head to toes
Likes The Shining, pelican jerky, and Turkish catnip
Seeking to disrupt the tuna trade in the North Atlantic and recline comfortably in front of the fireplace
Orchid Radowski - the sadist made us with a curtsy in passing
Likes aluminum, billowing dust, and vinyl car seats during the summer
Seeking a place to urinate and someone to urinate next to
Vladimir Crisp - the ladies give me rabies
Likes centered text, low-octane poetry readings, and anyone's questionable preference for the Top Ramen noodle pack
Seeks a north by northwest compass heading and $2.99 Shoney breakfast deals
Dave's Crap High Fashion. Coming soon!
This just in...
Woman who responds with "I love you!" instead of "Thank you!" to express gratitude for mundane favors unable to convince man she's actually fallen in love with that she really means it
Man impressed by flimsy technical garbage he assumes must be correct because he doesn't understand it
Serial killer picks up the pace after being inspired by self-help book
President Trump totally not serious about something or other he forgot about already. “Whatever it was, scratch it from the list.”
Stunned teenage driver reports that tree got in the way of his brand-new car
Desperately unhappy virgin still a virgin by choice according to the same desperately unhappy virgin
Why do we have a Web 1.0 site in a Web 3.0 world? We aren't trying to make money. We also don't want to take up the responsibilities of moderating any forums. Web 2.0 created all kinds of problems by introducing user engagement. Zero user engagement avoids problems like this one:
If you guys want to fight and complain about stuff instead, that's why they made Reddit.
Speaking of Reddit...
Heard around the web...
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- Clurge790
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- TheFrederick
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- RivetHead
"Dave's Crap is one of billions of websites on the world wide web that are available. That's about as strong a recommendation I can give it."
- Rhee Rhee
Rhee Rhee, the web has only 1.34 billion websites. Of those, only 15% are actively maintained.
Dave's Crap, this is Rhee Rhee. I still hate your stupid website along with anyone else who has been here.